May 6th, 2001

Dear Sir Or Madam,


     I have been a smoker of Camel Cigarettes for about 10 years. Your brand of cigarettes is the only kind that I will smoke. I had never even considered smoking until I saw a pack of your cigarettes with "Joe Camel" on the package. Whenever I go to the United States, I make sure to bring back cartons of your cigarettes.

     To be honest, the only reason I began smoking was because I love camels. I have been wooed by camels ever since I was a child living in Cairo. My family used to own about six camels. When we relocated to Canada, I was upset at the loss of my camels. Ever since thing, I've been a sucker for all things camel.

     But let me get to my reason for writing you today. I wish to find out if it is possible to "buy" a ride on the back of Joe Camel. I am a fairly well-off individual (I own my own stuff toy company), and I am sure I can afford any cost incurred for such an activity.

     If you could please write back to me and inform me on how to get a ride on Joe Camel, I would be most appreciative. If this letter has reached the wrong department, please forward it to the appropriate department.

Yours Truly,
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ps. I will need to know the number of humps for my preparation.