Heineken International
Att: Corporate Communication
P.O. Box 28
1000 AA Amsterdam
The Netherlands

August 5th, 2001

Dear Sir or Madam,


     I have been a drinker of your beer for a very long time. My parents (who are originally from Sweden) raised me on your beer. I have always been able to depend on your beer for support through troubled times. I have recently had a bit of a problem I was hoping your company could help me solve.
     An associate of mine has recently challenged me to a beer-drinking contest. He has beaten me every time, and I feel it is time I beat him. He can't help but to boasted about his drinking ability and it is time, with a little help from you, that he shut his trap.
     I will be quite frank in this letter: I need your assistance to beat this man. I would like you to fill a case load of empty bottles with water and seal them. I will be able to pick up the bottles next month at your distillery (I will be in Amsterdam in a month and a half). I would not normally resort to cheating, but I feel it is the only way to be victorious. Could you please help me?

     I would never tell anyone you helped me win. As a loyal advocate for your product, I plead for your assistance. Please reply to me let me know whether you can help me out.

  Thank You For Your Time.

Sincerely,
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