May 22nd,2001

Dear Sir or Madam:


     I was watching my favorite television show the other day (LOUD, on much music), and I discovered that it is sponsored by your company. I never realized that Labatt Blue enjoyed the same Heavy Metal music that I enjoyed. Is there any group that you like the most?

     It is hard to distinguish my favorite group. I would have to say it is a three-way time between Pig Knuckle Dirt, Cannibal Hatred of Bloodletting, and The Fluffy Pillows. I have decided that whenever I watch the show, I will be drinking your product in appreciation. It is nice to know that your Brewery Company has the same appetite for Death Metal that I have.

     Have you guys seen that video by The Royal Spleen Crumbs? I think the song is called "Grinding Cartilage". I wonder if they used real frogs in the video. I sincerely hope not !

     If you could extend me the courtesy of a reply letter, I would be extremely happy. I find it hard to trust the government and their mail system. Fear not, if this letter does not find it's way to you, I am prepared to write back until I know you have a copy!

Rock On,

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"Trust No One"
- X-Files