Letter idea from Ruby... Wherever she may be in clown afterlife...

Frito Lay
P.O. Box 40
Cambridge, ON N1R 5S9

December  28th , 2007

Dear Frito Lay:
             
            I love Miss Vickie’s, chips, I really, truly do! Ridiculously delicious!  They are easily my favorite of all foods.
            I intend to marry a bag of Miss Vickie’s this coming summer in Malaysia. Luckily, they have very open marriage laws there, and when I discovered I could legally marry a bag of chips there, I knew it had to be done! I really do love Miss Vickie’s. I have even given her a first name, “Becky”.
            As her parent company, I am writing to you for your blessing of marriage. Please let me know that you would be okay with this. I promise once we are married to treat Becky with the utmost respect, and I would never even think about eating it!  It will be loved.
            Hopefully my request is not too much to ask… I have given this great consideration. We are in love...

In anticipation of your reply,

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