Hotel Bel-Air
701 Stone Canyon Road
Los Angeles 90077

August 5th, 2001

Dear Front Desk,

     I would like to make reservations for two executive suites from the period of December 12th to December 16th. I will be travelling with six children (all of whom are children of public officials). I have some special requests to make.
     To ensure that thee children would behave properly, I lied about a certain matter. I have led them to believe that your hotel is also a petting zoo. I told them the animals walk freely around the hotel. I was hoping we could come to an arrangement of sorts.
     I have contacted a few associates and they have been able to round up an assortment of animals. I would like to bring the animals to the hotel and let them freely walk around. I would be willing to compensate the staff and management for any inconvenience. I would also be willing to hire cleaners (although I have heard your cleaning staff far exceeds most housekeeping services).

     I would prefer the staff acted as if a petting zoo on the premises was a permanent feature. The children I am with would be crushed if I admitted the truth to them. I am sure we can come to some sort of arrangement.

     Please write back to me and inform me of your concerns towards my requests. I would have called you, but I felt a letter could better explain my position. I would also be willing to take polaroids of your staff with the animals (to keep a memento from the experience). Also, be well advised that there will be no sheep.
I anticipate your reply.

Yours, Truly


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