Paulaner Brauerei GmbH & Co.KG
Hochstrasse 75
D-81541 München
June 2, 2004
Dear Paulaner
I absolutely love your beer. I was stationed in München for a year, and drank your beer every day I was there, sometimes even on duty. Upon receiving notice that I was transferring home, I bought two cases of your beer. I went through the first case within 15 minutes of landing home… and I saved your second case for a special occasion.
Well, last week, that special occasion came and went; my wife found out that she was luckily not pregnant! Anyhow, the first couple of beers went down, no problem, it wasn’t until I reached for the fourth beer that something caught my eye. Inside of one of the bottles were an eyelash and a single tear. Upon discovering this, all desire to drink it, and the remaining bottles vanished.
Now, I am not judging the atmosphere you employees work in, nor am I suggesting they are unhappy; I am merely alerting your company of this discovery. Also, I was hoping you could send me another bottle (tear free), or even another case. Your beer is like no other, and I would hate to have to settle for any less.
Yours in waiting, |
