WALMART HEADQUARTERS
May 22, 2001
Dear Sir or Madam,
My name is NAME USED, and I am the owner/operator of Tram Law. We are a legal firm that specializes in trampoline related injuries. We have a bit of a problem:
I have been receiving several calls to my office from customers of yours. They are not calling me for legal service, but to buy products off of me. They call my office under the impression that it is the number to Wal Mart.
After investigating this matter, I discovered that the people who call me suffer from dyslexia. In some weird, worldly coincidence, your company name happens to be the reverse of my company name. When I came across this discovery, I was so shocked; I had my car painted.
After spending a few days meditating, I came up with a solution. I was hoping your company would be willing to change their name. My company has been around since 1965, and I have built quite a name for it. If I was to change the name, people may lose faith in my firm.
Could you please oblige me, and respond to me with your thoughts on this matter? Although I have never been inside a Wal Mart store, I have been told it is quite nice. Does your company sell any fishing tackle?
Some of my loyal clients have offered to picket outside of your stores, but I believe this matter should be handled maturely. I am sure we can reach a solution to this problem.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
NAME USED
Head Attorney
Tram Law |