February 21st, 2006

Dear CSC Ltd.:


     I wanted to write you and tell you what a wonderful product your fast acting Safe T Salt is. It works so fast, and my driveway has never been clearer. I tried other products on my driveway, but certain stubborn ice always remained. But not when I sprinkled your product on it. Within a few hours, I was able to merely scrape it all away. My neighbours have a bunch of brats for kids. During the summer they make my garden a mess; so this winter I have been using your salt to melt down the snowman they have in their yard. The little buggers have had to remake the snowman atleast five or six times. After witnessing how well your product worked, it gave me one hell of an idea; but before I bring it up, I would like to give some background information first.

     I have been a coach of a pee wee hockey team for the past year. My son is also a member of this team, so I am sure you can understand that that makes the team all the more important to me. Anyway, our team had been on a complete losing streak all season. Surely you can understand the lack of morale it caused the kids to feel, even to the point where some have considered quitting.

     Well, there is only so much I, as a responsible individual, could sit back allowing myself to feel powerless. When I saw how well your salt worked, it gave me one hell of an idea. Using a mortar and pestle from the pharmacy I work at, I ground up your salt. Then I sprinkled a bunch around the blue goaltender zone that we were to spend two periods playing in. It was my hypothesis that, since the kids are of such a young age and they lack the ability to raise the puck above the ice surface most of the time, surely melting the ice would stop the puck dead in its tracks before it could reach the net. Well it worked like a charm. I even made sure to tell the kids during the second period (when our net was not the one with melted ice) to make an extra effort to get the puck in the air. Can you believe it, the little buggers listened !!

     We won that game 5 to nothing, and it is all because of your product. Since then, the kids have developed an overwhelming amount of confidence, and I am proud to report that we have gone on to win the last 9 out of 12 games. This puts us in the running for a playoff spot. I have only used the Safe T Salt for that one game, and I have no intentions of using it again (atleast till next season). But wow did it ever come to the rescue.

     Anyways, please write back to me and let me know you received this letter, as well as include you thoughts on this matter. Please reply as soon as possible to avoid my resending of this letter.

In Anticipation of Your Reply,

Sincerely,
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